Waisting Away

I bought a flexible tape measure at Wal-Mart the other day. I have no idea what they are really called…it’s one of those tape measures you find in the fabric department. Needless to say just finding the thing was a bit of a challenge.

I think this thing is misprinted, because according to it, my waist measures a whopping 39 inches! Holy crap.
I took (and retook) this measurement more than a few times from different angles and positions. At worst, I thought maybe I was 36″ or so. Wow… I really let myself go.

My new motivation is “39″. When feel myself lose motivation I just chant the number “39″ over and over, and that seems to do the trick.